Sunday, December 7, 2008

Plan for WORLD DOMINATION!!!



James Bond villains eat your hearts out. My army of mice are bent on world domination.
With that end in mind they've popped up in their own little store on CafePress where you can buy customized bumper stickers, t-shirts, mugs and all kinds of other stuff.
I'm starting out very cheapskatey with a free store, and I'll see how it goes for a bit.
Someone already bought not one, but TWO SPRIGHTLY MUGS!!!!!
That's 2 dollars in my profit column already! Soon I can get that gigantic laser mounted on a satellite and hold whole countries hostage. 'Buy 1 million bumper stickers, or we'll boil your ports and harbors-a ha ha, a ha ha, HA HA HA HA....' etc.
It's just a matter of time before I have my own custom built space ship (in the shape of a mouse) to gobble up communications satellites and space stations, and replace them with my own cheese shaped ones.
Oh yes, my mice will rule the world!




Don't forget to enter my easy peasy contest for a chance to win your own solid bronze SPRIGHTLY mouse (see previous post).
My sculpture site is here, CafePress store is here.

6 comments:

Mad Bush Farm Crew said...

Does that mean I can at last unleash my evil minions Steve?
Liz

Mutt Gal said...

I just followed your comment on my blog over here, and wow! What fantastic work you do! You have quite an eye for critters. Brilliant!

Katt said...

Love your sculptures, Steve! And thanks for the novel idea, I may need to borrow your mice though. Great blog!

Mad Bush Farm Crew said...

Okay my minions are gathered. They'll side with the mice I got voted out damn. Great work Steve.

Liz

T said...

Wonderful sculptures! Love your work Steve!
Looks like your sculptures keep you busy, just like all my real critters!

Great blog.

alli-gal said...

Thanks for stopping by to see the Turkey Butter. I thought that was good......until I saw YOUR work!!!
Very nice!!!